I so want to b a terrorist especially in country like India, with current GOVT of INDIA;

Just cam across a job Advt in Bharat Daily ATANK newspaper

APPLY …. APPLY ……Golden OPPURTUNITY

Safe and more secured job then government JOB ….

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JOB Classified

Company – Dynamic Terrorist group with ever changing name

Position – Terrorist Trainee (Only fresher’s can apply; experienced from other field also welcome; only laterals from terrorist field kindly ignore this)

Qualifications: MBBS / MBA / MCA / M-Tech / B-Tech / Any Graduate / Illiterate ~ Any Human Beings are welcomed; qualification no bar

Job profile:

• To conduct a bomb blast
• To kill or injure innocent citizens / army personnel / criminals
• To send threat mails
• To wage a war against a country
• Importantly after conducting any one or more of above, should get caught or at best get surrendered in front of government

Advantages

• Multiple passports
• Active protection while alive or even post death, by current Indian GOVT
• Sudden increase in number of contenders for your father’s profile                
• Traveling round the world
• No Tax to be paid even on very high income
• Instant publicity and coverage by media    
• Easy way to politics and then official power to earn illegally
• Suddenly u get respect, with ur name gets added ” Ji” and “Mr. ”            
• Work once and then can have VRS and lavish life in Indian jail with all VIP facilities
• Family gets pension by government of India; even if army personnel family dies of hunger
• HUMAN RIGHTS are at disposal to protect us; for them only human in this world are terrorists
• Free of cost security at times even from committing suicide
• Complete risk free job; even after punishment announced by Apex court for gruesome crime government makes all effort not to deliver the punishment for vote bank sake
• In the name of legality and humanitarian view Indian judiciary system can be mocked at; Terrorists have all the rights to turn back on confession and even demand for luxury items in jail

Payment / Salary:

• Income at par with other industry level
• Performance related variance pay which is above any industry standard
• No Tax to be paid / No pan card required

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I gave a lot of thought and I feel being terrorist in India is much better than normal law abiding citizen. Indian media, Politician and Human Rights are all meant for terrorists ONLY. Human Right wing should change its name to CRIMINAL RIGHTS PROTECTOR. In name of legality and human rights, Indians are been mocked at.

P.S – THIS IS SATIRICAL PIECE, IDEALLY THE CONTENT ITSELF WOULD HAVE GIVEN THE IDEA, BUT LOOKING AT THE CURRENT VILIFIED ATMOSPHERE, AND INDIAN GOVERNMENT’S NINCOMPOOP AND IDIOTIC BEHAVIOUR, THIS DISCLAIMER IS MUST

THIS BLOG IS FICTIONAL.