My list of presidential candidate ~ Magical Wands

Currently, such is the “sorry state of affair” driven by Congress led UPA alliance that even “banana Republic” can be claimed as ideal benchmark for efficient governance. The presence of UPA government in Center may have even compelled many atheist to start believing in the presence of God, else how can one explain the Country, so vast and complex in nature, would have sustained this long, despite concentrated efforts of ulterior nincompoops in power circle to destroy India, its Institution and dent the potential bright present and future. Coming back to reason for the blog, in the season, where every tom, dick, harry and harry’s brother from UPA has generated fetish of proclaiming and also bringing out names to suggest Indian Presidential Candidate for 2012, and amidst the ugly mess created by both UPA-I and UPA-II,

 

I would like to bring out my own list of suggested Presidential candidate, whose only qualifications are 1. They are better than name suggested by Congress (although unofficially) and 2. They don’t qualify (lrgally they qualify but not otherwise) to get the honour of 1st citizen of this great country.

 These current suggestions are self claimed and believed by many to be self-claimed magical wand or to say courier boy / girl of God to distribute goodness in this Pain and sick ridden world.

 

The UPA government had assured some kind of magical wand, to do away with all the problem of India in mere 100 days of its coming to power, however their calendar running at snail pace compared to India’s time clock. So let’s have our own magical wands as 1st citizen to help India being alleviated from its problem

 

1st Choice – Krupa hogi Nirmal baba ki

Nirmaljeet Singh Narula or Nirmal Baba is a self proclaimed Godman and spiritual leader known for his public discourses and has followers in some parts of India and Nepal through public samgam or Paid Televised shows. Who has his own unique style of resolving people’s agony, pain and stress, that to without any special prayers.

Points in favour of Nirmal baba – Nirmal baba is accused to be fraud and has many cheating and other cases against him, a very big eligibility criterion in the current scenario with UPA at helm.

Possible scenario with Nirmal Baba as President

Indian in Samagam of Baba at Raisina Hill: Baba is UPA govt ne inflation and corruption se desh ko barbaad kar diya hai

President Nirmal baba : aaj nashte mein kya khaya tha

Common citizen: baba, aaj meine aloo ke parathe khaye the chai ke saath

President Nirmal baba: kal se roj pasta khao lassi ke saath, KRUPA Hogi

 

2nd choice – Paul Dhinakaran

Paul Dhinakaran is an Indian Christian evangelist and the Chancellor of Karunya University. He is the son of the evangelist D. G. S. Dhinakaran and runs the evangelist ministry Jesus Calls. He has a divine vision to heal millions of brokenhearted people through the matchless love and compassion of Jesus Christ.

Points in favour of Paul Dhinakaran’s candidature – He belongs to minority Christian community (same as remote controller of ruling government), and talks like retard, but with pretentious compassion, necessity for mass appeaser to fool people. Also missionaries and seculars can also rally behind him.

Possible scenario with Paul Dhinakaran as President:

As President, Paul will have Daily prayers and no policy reform to get India out of mess

In deep pained compassion voice Paul will say “Dear Indians, Jesus loves you all, Don’t be afraid of S&P ratings and reducing GDP growth, he is here to take away your sorrow and take you to in the world of Joy. From Head to toe, my Dear Indians Holy spirit is entering your body to give all the new ratings and growth”

 

3rd choice – Doosri Radha aka Ex IG D K Panda, From Uttar Pradesh

Clad in a sari or salwar suit, dupatta over his head, his solah shingaar complete right down to the nose-ring, Ex-IG D K Panda, the doosri radha is my third candidate. He got attracted towards the Divinity in 1991 through Gayatri Japa sadhana. Then, Lord Shri Krushna took him under His patronage and taught the lessons of Spirituality for about 12 years. Lord Shiva blessed him with Dhyana Yoga (Meditation) and handed him back to Lord Krushna. As per his own assertionNow, I am not D. K. Panda any more, although this name continues for legal requirements. Now, I am the glorified wife/consort of Lord Krushna. I am Jagat Janani Durga, Parvati, Laxmi. I am also Krushna-swarup. I am the Lord Himself. I am God. The body is ‘Radha-Madhava’ vigraha. It is divine and pure

Points in favour of Doosri Radha Candidature – Born in Orissa, and was Police Officer in Uttar Pradesh, hence, expect BJD and SP to rally their support along with yadav clan.

Possible scenario – Well what better than to have wife / consort of God as first citizen. She will do her .. umm his .. oh forget it, will do kirtan, and like a  brilliant wife, he/she/whatever will get all the work done from God to improve the situation of inflation, declining growth, international terrorism.

 

4th choice – Mamtamai Radhe Maa

Born in the Hoshiarpur district of Punjab to devout Sikh parents, Shri Radhe Maa was drawn strongly from an early age to Hindu temples dedicated to Lord Shiva and his consort Devi. She comes among her followers, gives “Divya Drashan” but wouldn’t speak a word.  In her gathering there is just music (acceptable as against irritatingly chaotic noise provided by UPA and its allies)

Points in favour of Radhe MAA’s candidatureRadhe MAA are women, same gender of remote control. She doesn’t Speak most of the time, so best combination – Mute PM and Mute President, although she knows English, Hence Delhi lutyens will not have much problem in accepting her. Also, she is already experienced in looting and cheating people, as is accused.

Possible Scenario of Radhe Maa’s Candidature –

Radhe Maa comes as per whims and fancies, she will never give a speech and she distributes token to anyone who comes to her blessings. She will just give her Personal blessings to get India out of from degraded pit where, UPA has forcefully dumped India’s present.

 

5th choice – Zakir Naik

Zakir Abdul Karim Naik is an Indian public speaker on the subject of Islam and comparative religion. He is the founder and president of the Islamic Research Foundation, a non-profit organisation that owns the Peace TV channel based in Dubai, UAE. Since Zakir Naik feels Osama bin laden was not a terrorist and also radical parasitical extremist element in Pakistan who nurses hatred against India are well beings doing job as per their faith, India will have no threat from terrorist, as if the previously mentioned scoundrels are not terrorist, then there is no one can be claimed to be terrorist, hence India will be safe country

Points in favour of Zakir Naik Candidature – He comes from minority community, Muslim, that’s all one need to be to having blessing Majority Party in UPA and also from Samajwadi Party and many pseudo seculars will rally behind his candidature

Possible scenarioWe will have sharia Law implemented, and thus democracy and pluralistic accommodative of other religions can take a hike, thus no political or religious riots, those who don’t believe in Islam or idea propogated by Zakir Naik will be finished under his sharia law, and hence any alternate  / adverse idea or rebeliion can vamoosed from the scene

 

There will be many more eligible candidate with the criteria mentioned, suggestions are welcomed, if suggestions are acceptable and if time permits, shall be added with due credit given.

Narendra Modi v/s Clever by half Media … and the game goes on

**Kindly note, Mail Today has rectified their error, which was been alerted, and same has been included in the blog as well, Much appreciated the swift action by Mr. Sandeep Bamzai, editor of Mail Today**

The set of experts, commentators, activists and media journalist who were thriving on the sole agenda to politically finish of Gujarat Chief Minister by leveling all kind of fictitious charges and then labeling him with humiliating adjectives, without an iota of evidence to back their pre conceived hatred, have gone berserk when reality struck that their thriving cottage industry is nearing its logical end after meeting the facts of Gujarat riot, on which these loony bunch fried lies and fed to people at the instruction of their masters. The determined act of abusing Narendra Modi got a new twist, the attack shifted the gear soon after the SIT report was made public, these lampoon herd initiated frantic, compulsive fearful bile,  in just an attempt to save the loss of face, credibility, which was thus been exposed. Now the attack on the Chief Minister of Gujarat, who is also most popular choice for Indian Prime Minister post has been of mixture of atrocious and cheap shots (once it was fairly clear that Narendra Modi can’t be legally or in any other way accused).

Such is the hatred towards the development man of India that there is concentrated effort to magnify even a non event, suppress the achievement of Gujarat, malign Modi by wrongly associating him crimes, just to titillate the mindset of the society and thus sow the seeds of polarization for mere fulfillment of either lineage towards certain ideology or serving their political or otherwise masters or attracting funds from vested interest or simple individual vendetta scoring.

 

The latest attempt was made by Krishna Kumar, who wrote an article on Narendra Modi on 5th June’ 2012 in Mail Today. The premise was Narendra Modi had attended the Function organized by My Home India, to felicitate Shri. Nabam Atum, the achiever from North East here, also Smt. Kavita Karkare was also felicitated by Shri. Narendra Modi. here In zeal to nullify and negate this felicitation and embarass Modi by wrongful acussations, the author with cheap and obnoxiously inserted a statement – In fact, the role of Swami Aseemanand, one of Modi’s close supporters, was bared because of Karkare’s investigation.”

News Story as on 5th June’ 2012 – before alert was issued

Indirect attempt to link Modi with SUSPECT of bomb blast in Malegaon, a minority saturated area. A clear attempt to polarize the situation by suggesting Modi’s close aide was involved in bomb blast in Malegaon. This is a brazen attempt and could lead to tensions just to fulfill the whims and fancies of the author’s imagination and pre determined hatred without any proof. Had this line been picked up by some notorious element and spread the bile and factionalism idea, The society would have faced some stressful moments all because of the Krishna Kumar’s fetish to malign Narendra Modi, for whatever reasons which are unknown to me, but certainly with ulterior motive. The malicious attempt was thus been exposed to editor of India Today and Mail Today through emails and tweets.

I must appreciate the editor of Mail Today, Sandeep Bamzai, who did take the note of my complaint and replied back on twitter me back that he reprimanded the author for writing rubbish.

Also, Mr. Bamzai has assured me the editing of the news article will be done shortly, below is his assurance, I shall also paste the edited article once the new edited article is published

The article was edited and the controversial line was been deleted from the story

The News article published as on 6th June’ 2012 after the alert was issued, and Sandeep Bamzai assured the rectification

Earlier in 2010, When Swamy Nityanand was been exposed for his sexual activity with one of his follower, (the case is subjudice), However the media wasted no time and align the case with Modi with headline – “Modi Godman is Sex Romp”. NDTV was one of the leading news channel who published articles and news video under this headline, however post the pressure from social Media, NDTV was forced to change the headline, however below is the screen shot of another publication house who showed video link under similar headline

The certain section of media has lost touch with the basics of journalism and the meaning of the word ethics, particularly media ethics. The old school of journalism actually followed practice of holding back the news howsoever sensational it is, until the news were backed with proofs. The news item against particular family and political party in power as of now, are checked and re checked, the facts been hidden to ensure that, particular family and political party doesn’t face the music from people of India. But when the news comes on or for Narendra Modi, The news channel / publication house becomes more link teenage gossipers and naïve scoundrels who want to impress others by their lies. But after analyzing the concentrated attempts since past 10 years, one can easily infer a section of media commentators intentionally mislead people, a criminal act of defamation at times and their act is not an unintentional / innocent gaffe.

 

I would only like to request to good people in media to tutor the other degrading portion of your fraternity and also like to warn the filthy mind of degrading section of media / commentators / activist to restrain their bile without evidence as people have seen in through your ulterior actions and don’t believe you.