My Personal Take on: Twitter, a New Trollistan ~ a mythical hype or Demonizing Reality?

At the outset, let us have things in clear perspective with definition and understanding, this process has gained all the more importance now, because the influx of bulk narrative based on agenda or lack of conviction have in fact muddied the meaning instead of providing a better view. The comprehension of these words through well established synonym against the bile spread by vested interest will help a wee bit better to have a better look to the a topic currently discussed.

Social Media (particularly, twitter) – a platform to network, share and exchange ideas, opinion, information and news.

Troll – In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. – Definition as borrowed from Wikipedia.

 Sampling in statistics – In statistics and survey methodology, sampling is concerned with the selection of a subset of individuals from within a population to estimate characteristics of the whole population. The sample should be appropriate and fair representation of the general population.

(The sampling should not represent ONLY a certain section of population, else the result derived by the statistical and analytical process will be faulty, even if the process in calculation is duly followed)

 HomogeneityHomogeneity is the state of being homogeneous. Pertaining to the sciences, it is a substance where all the constituents are of the same nature; consisting of similar parts, or of elements of the like nature.

(The homogeneity ignores the existence of well established diversity within the group and thereby destroys the alternate value system recognition)

 Ambiguity – ambiguity of information, in words, pictures, or other media, is the ability to express more than one interpretation. It is generally contrasted with vagueness, in that specific and distinct interpretations are permitted (although some may not be immediately apparent), whereas with information that is vague it is difficult to form any interpretation at the desired level of specificity.

In the backdrop of the above definitions, when the narratives of victimhood is read and re-read that are written by a certain section, the biased and skewed opinion with agenda of writers to malign the alternative idea is exposed naked. The concentrated effort to demean the alternative idea and thoughts has reached to the level of such a cynicism that fringe issue is magnified and issue that never existed is dramatized and the real issue is stuffed under heavy woolen carpet and  thus never been discussed or given deserved importance. While I fully empathize with the victims (across the board) who are subjected to the abuse for voicing their idea’s or opinions and also debunk the “theory of provocation as a justification to abuse”, I also emphazisingly reject the argument presented by pseudo sympathizers of these victims or victims themselves that abusers belong ONLY to certain ideology or are organized paid servants of certain well respected political leader and/or party. I empathize with all those who are subject to crass tweeple, but the empathy ends where the victims selects hyporcisy over truth. And yet my objection over abusive troll continues … No matter what this crying howlers do or thinks

No one Denies, or defend the presence of abusive fringe, in fact abuses has to be discouraged and not be supported et al (be it from any side / any one), but to castigate these abusive fringe ONLY to a certain ideology, political party and not having a bird eye view while doing analysis of the real rot in existence is nothing but a result of crass though process.

It is this very FILTHY mindset who vouch for the statement – “Terrorism has NO religion and NO Color, but there is HINDU and SAFFRON terrorism” … Either terrorism has no color, and thus no saffron terrorism, or these victim celebrity should shed hypocrisy and profess presence of GREEN Terror, Red Terror, and yellow, violet or whatever. The existence of fringe in every sphere is well known, but by no means, their actions have to be accepted or tolerated. However using them to spew venom on alternate idea is in itself an abuse, without using abusive words. The abuse from either side has to be reduced, and abuse from one side also doesn’t justify abuse from other. The abuser is generally an individual, and not a ideology, a fact which is to be grilled in these victims.

The concentrated effort of painting an entire alternate idea process as abusive trollers or nazi storm troopers by simply based on certain fringe that abuse exposes lacuna of thinking cells in their brains filled with toxic hatred against anything that doesn’t comply with their thought process. One of the excuse used by the pseudo liberals, that invitation to nrrate victimhood was welcomed across board, but only pro-left or anti-right, (simply put anti of certain specific Chief Minister of specific political party) came forward with their victimhood at the hand of abusive trolls. Here it’s imperative to stress upon that not stating victimhood by the pro-right people, does not absolve the presence of excesses & abuses spread by other side and hence self claimed analyst is required to keep their eyes open and the least do some kind of research, rather than choosing favorable skewed sample set and rush to write a bile narrative against idea which is uncomfortable to the writers of these articles. The people who are been abused and yet not cry foul or have tears of being victimized, are mostly those who understands the meaning fringe and their existence, thereby not crying wolf of left boogey being abusive troll, which is successfully used by anti-right who cant phantom that they are and can be challenged.

It has been fashionable to dress the hatred in a presentable manner, a word “Internet Hindu” was inculcated, and since then any idea (backed by strong logic / evidence) has been constantly painted as IH aggressive thoughts, creating a safe passage by using label as troll to the opposite idea. The pro-right or believer conservative policies are no homogenous group as being portrayed. The anti pseudo liberals come out with strong conviction and self belief, few have successfully challenged the narratives spread by these pseudo seculars on various aspects, ranging from politics to culture to humanitarian values. These pro-right or mostly anti-Current central government establishment have made their presence felt by hitting the correct notes, by exposing lies of 2002 Gujarat riots, (supposedly) paid and biased vendetta attitude of certain section of media, where they are complicit with the certain age old political party and cover up their scams/sins or attempt to dilute the intensity of it. At every stage the lies of the neo-pseudo liberals and seculars are not only been challenged but successfully debunked. This arrogant bunch no longer enjoys the liberty of being non interactive or being unaccountable / non answerable to his/her reader. The social media has created a platform of interaction, where a reader can successfully challenge the opinions of self claimed elite group, but also forces them to accept their gaffe and also improvise. The level playing game is not liked by this arrogant bunch, who considers themselves to be above spectrum of scrutiny and belongs to sphere, where their words be considered as gospel truth and should go un challenged, which is not the case anymore and hence, very childish attempt is been made to paint any adverse challenging idea as abusive troll and get rid of being accountable. Also let me put it straight few of tweeple who are anti right are actually been exposed to abuse which is crass, and is not supported by any thinking person, which are there in both left think and rightly right thinking group or even centrist.

There are many, examples of abusive trolls who are self claimed supporters of CONGRESS and also are anti-right or self claimed liberals / seculars, but since I am not in race to prove my point by number of abuses written by the pro-CONGRESS, I would only attach one example. As the reader from both sides very well know the existence of fringe rancid brain cells on either and in every sphere. Also It would be petty, to counter by stating one side has X no’s of abuses while other side has Y no’s of abuses as my submission is existence of pettiness on either side and being ostrich by having head in the mud will not change the facts, hence before castigating any one and having general opinion it is imperative to have 360* of verification.


I would just end by saying it’s important for analyst to shed hypocrisy and biased mindset, analyst have to be open minded before stamping their views as opinions. As against, the abuse eradicates the fineness and edge in discussing the ideas, however its presence everywhere in fringe and any sane thinking person would not use this ambiguity to enforce their “holy than thou” attitude. It needs strength to own up to idea’s adverse to self, and not to squash by labeling as trolls, just to evade the possibility of debate and getting expose of pettiness of self. Distinction as a word is very nice word and gains very high importance, when it is applied in correct manner instead of homogeneity. Lastly, I re emphasize, I am not submitting that neo bunch who cried that they are victims of being abused are liars (they are been subject to abuse, at least few for sure) but I would consider the commentators on this victim hood who label all right thinkers as abusive, as one who suffers from intentional selective amnesia or poor bird eye view or they are comfortable in their own zone with pathetically stupid research done. Also, there is need to understand between the write-ups which are – self experienced (which doesn’t warranty or require holistic view, only if personal experience is not used to push generalist view) and general opinion creation. This has been my personal take, where i have tried to expose the shallowness of so called victims, who are never vocal about abusive tweeple who belong to their comfort zone of ideology of belief or share common hatred. Its equally sad that these victims also seldom acknowledges that the people who stood against  abusive tweeple, and conveniently are been labeled as ambiguous / homogenous abusive troll, merely because they profess alternative belief with conviction. I just hope these bunch stands tall and accepts reality in total and selective comfort.  Lastly would like to say abusive tweeple frm either side will face their natural death, if matured tweeple show their sanity and maturity to ignore this trolls, and cointering them individual and not giving importance more than they deserved by labeling them with wider canvas of being associated with party or political personality. Leave this abusive tweeple, and they will die for the lack of attention, by ignoring i dont suggest tolerate, but handle them individually instead of being ambiguous in your attack.

P.S: I hold no holier than thou attitude, there has been instance where non-decent words, phrase have been used by me at personal level, most times i regret and at very few incidence, i don’t. I emphatise with all those who cry victims of being abused, but empathy ends when their hypocrisy starts

My list of presidential candidate ~ Magical Wands

Currently, such is the “sorry state of affair” driven by Congress led UPA alliance that even “banana Republic” can be claimed as ideal benchmark for efficient governance. The presence of UPA government in Center may have even compelled many atheist to start believing in the presence of God, else how can one explain the Country, so vast and complex in nature, would have sustained this long, despite concentrated efforts of ulterior nincompoops in power circle to destroy India, its Institution and dent the potential bright present and future. Coming back to reason for the blog, in the season, where every tom, dick, harry and harry’s brother from UPA has generated fetish of proclaiming and also bringing out names to suggest Indian Presidential Candidate for 2012, and amidst the ugly mess created by both UPA-I and UPA-II,


I would like to bring out my own list of suggested Presidential candidate, whose only qualifications are 1. They are better than name suggested by Congress (although unofficially) and 2. They don’t qualify (lrgally they qualify but not otherwise) to get the honour of 1st citizen of this great country.

 These current suggestions are self claimed and believed by many to be self-claimed magical wand or to say courier boy / girl of God to distribute goodness in this Pain and sick ridden world.


The UPA government had assured some kind of magical wand, to do away with all the problem of India in mere 100 days of its coming to power, however their calendar running at snail pace compared to India’s time clock. So let’s have our own magical wands as 1st citizen to help India being alleviated from its problem


1st Choice – Krupa hogi Nirmal baba ki

Nirmaljeet Singh Narula or Nirmal Baba is a self proclaimed Godman and spiritual leader known for his public discourses and has followers in some parts of India and Nepal through public samgam or Paid Televised shows. Who has his own unique style of resolving people’s agony, pain and stress, that to without any special prayers.

Points in favour of Nirmal baba – Nirmal baba is accused to be fraud and has many cheating and other cases against him, a very big eligibility criterion in the current scenario with UPA at helm.

Possible scenario with Nirmal Baba as President

Indian in Samagam of Baba at Raisina Hill: Baba is UPA govt ne inflation and corruption se desh ko barbaad kar diya hai

President Nirmal baba : aaj nashte mein kya khaya tha

Common citizen: baba, aaj meine aloo ke parathe khaye the chai ke saath

President Nirmal baba: kal se roj pasta khao lassi ke saath, KRUPA Hogi


2nd choice – Paul Dhinakaran

Paul Dhinakaran is an Indian Christian evangelist and the Chancellor of Karunya University. He is the son of the evangelist D. G. S. Dhinakaran and runs the evangelist ministry Jesus Calls. He has a divine vision to heal millions of brokenhearted people through the matchless love and compassion of Jesus Christ.

Points in favour of Paul Dhinakaran’s candidature – He belongs to minority Christian community (same as remote controller of ruling government), and talks like retard, but with pretentious compassion, necessity for mass appeaser to fool people. Also missionaries and seculars can also rally behind him.

Possible scenario with Paul Dhinakaran as President:

As President, Paul will have Daily prayers and no policy reform to get India out of mess

In deep pained compassion voice Paul will say “Dear Indians, Jesus loves you all, Don’t be afraid of S&P ratings and reducing GDP growth, he is here to take away your sorrow and take you to in the world of Joy. From Head to toe, my Dear Indians Holy spirit is entering your body to give all the new ratings and growth”


3rd choice – Doosri Radha aka Ex IG D K Panda, From Uttar Pradesh

Clad in a sari or salwar suit, dupatta over his head, his solah shingaar complete right down to the nose-ring, Ex-IG D K Panda, the doosri radha is my third candidate. He got attracted towards the Divinity in 1991 through Gayatri Japa sadhana. Then, Lord Shri Krushna took him under His patronage and taught the lessons of Spirituality for about 12 years. Lord Shiva blessed him with Dhyana Yoga (Meditation) and handed him back to Lord Krushna. As per his own assertionNow, I am not D. K. Panda any more, although this name continues for legal requirements. Now, I am the glorified wife/consort of Lord Krushna. I am Jagat Janani Durga, Parvati, Laxmi. I am also Krushna-swarup. I am the Lord Himself. I am God. The body is ‘Radha-Madhava’ vigraha. It is divine and pure

Points in favour of Doosri Radha Candidature – Born in Orissa, and was Police Officer in Uttar Pradesh, hence, expect BJD and SP to rally their support along with yadav clan.

Possible scenario – Well what better than to have wife / consort of God as first citizen. She will do her .. umm his .. oh forget it, will do kirtan, and like a  brilliant wife, he/she/whatever will get all the work done from God to improve the situation of inflation, declining growth, international terrorism.


4th choice – Mamtamai Radhe Maa

Born in the Hoshiarpur district of Punjab to devout Sikh parents, Shri Radhe Maa was drawn strongly from an early age to Hindu temples dedicated to Lord Shiva and his consort Devi. She comes among her followers, gives “Divya Drashan” but wouldn’t speak a word.  In her gathering there is just music (acceptable as against irritatingly chaotic noise provided by UPA and its allies)

Points in favour of Radhe MAA’s candidatureRadhe MAA are women, same gender of remote control. She doesn’t Speak most of the time, so best combination – Mute PM and Mute President, although she knows English, Hence Delhi lutyens will not have much problem in accepting her. Also, she is already experienced in looting and cheating people, as is accused.

Possible Scenario of Radhe Maa’s Candidature –

Radhe Maa comes as per whims and fancies, she will never give a speech and she distributes token to anyone who comes to her blessings. She will just give her Personal blessings to get India out of from degraded pit where, UPA has forcefully dumped India’s present.


5th choice – Zakir Naik

Zakir Abdul Karim Naik is an Indian public speaker on the subject of Islam and comparative religion. He is the founder and president of the Islamic Research Foundation, a non-profit organisation that owns the Peace TV channel based in Dubai, UAE. Since Zakir Naik feels Osama bin laden was not a terrorist and also radical parasitical extremist element in Pakistan who nurses hatred against India are well beings doing job as per their faith, India will have no threat from terrorist, as if the previously mentioned scoundrels are not terrorist, then there is no one can be claimed to be terrorist, hence India will be safe country

Points in favour of Zakir Naik Candidature – He comes from minority community, Muslim, that’s all one need to be to having blessing Majority Party in UPA and also from Samajwadi Party and many pseudo seculars will rally behind his candidature

Possible scenarioWe will have sharia Law implemented, and thus democracy and pluralistic accommodative of other religions can take a hike, thus no political or religious riots, those who don’t believe in Islam or idea propogated by Zakir Naik will be finished under his sharia law, and hence any alternate  / adverse idea or rebeliion can vamoosed from the scene


There will be many more eligible candidate with the criteria mentioned, suggestions are welcomed, if suggestions are acceptable and if time permits, shall be added with due credit given.